Ellen gives Edgar the pizza guy at the Oscars a $1,000 tip (x)
Band-aid that goes through chemical changes to match your skintone
they look so happy about having suffered minor wounds to the face
this is a good invention i wouldn’t want anyone to see the bandaid on my face i dont wanna look likea frickin nerd
I made this in an hour because I was pissed.
IN AN HOUR
IF I MAKE YOU FURIOUS, WILL YOU MAKE MY WEDDING DRESS?!
CAN I LIVE WITH YOU AND LEARN YOUR WAYS
you could start business called angry apparel
"It’s called frontotemporal dementia. Areas of your brain begin to shrink. It’s what my mother had."